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Jokes About Senior Citizens

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发表于 2010-6-4 12:38:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they‘re just fooling themselves

OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs

OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions

OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friends

OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their place

OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroup

OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up

OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their whey

OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastor

OLD Mp‘s never die, they just attain peerage

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
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